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[Jun. 13th, 2006|10:41 am] |
Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list up to 10 things you want to say to 10 different friends.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm or deny any comment speculation.
this is kinda wrong coz i have like only four...so...anywho
1. brothers always. I have so much respect for you and im in awe of your talent sometimes.
2. luv you so much it makes my pancreas burst. your me in femal form sometimes, its creepy. sometimes i feel excluded from your world though.
3. Sometimes youre like my little bro. We love the same things, or we hate what the other loves or we go and hate the same thing...it gets confusing. dont get to see you as much anymore though, which makes me sad.
4. I have and always will luv the pants of you. your talent, humour, and basic existence is amazing. I feel that we've become seperated though, and i dont understand why. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2006|10:29 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | uni BIARTCH! | ] |
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| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | 46 and 2 by Tool | ] |
I IS FINISHED ZE UNI IN ITS FACE!
last exam was only 1o minutes ago, and i is finished my damn degree...hopefully. If i dont fail something, which is entirely possible coz ive been so damn busy i probably forgot to hand something in. BAh. anywho, im happy as a clam, and just as stuffed...i need to relax now, so im gonna eat something and then trot home for some pr0n...i mean TV...ooh, might get a dvd! of pr0n...bahahahaha. sexy fatty on midget pr0n.
wow, thats grotty.
i love it.
OMG do i love Tool right now...so relaxing and powerful and awesome is there music that i feel happy in pants listening to it! I also have love for Within Temptation...especially Forsaken which is like the coo of the coo.
i ruv musaic! its special.
All your faces are belong to us! omg, i just made a joke in my head...what does a nerd say in a poker game...all your aces are belong to us! not funny really, but it works! |
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| Uratha |
[Apr. 21st, 2006|04:29 pm] |
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| | I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson | ] |
Uratha = Werewolf in Werewolf The Forsaken...which ive regrown to love in my pants, so i gots some pics and stuff, and made a character who is coo and I WISH I COULD DRAW but i cant so i just have to pretend! wee ooh!
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[Apr. 20th, 2006|09:21 pm] |
man, i only use this thang to bitch dont i!?!?! ok, maybe not always, but alot...anywho, im not gonna this time, im gonna just say IM FUCKING TIRED and then post a pic i found.
SHIZAM!
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| It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! HA! |
[Apr. 14th, 2006|04:53 pm] |
Dance break!....*dances*
In such a goofie mood right now...its insane. things are going at warp speed around me and im like "wow...thats fast...im gonna try and catch it!" I just watched Star Wars episode 2 again...its probably my fav out of the first ones, which sucks coz i wanted the one with the rise of darth vader to be...but it sucked so much balls i cried. but thats off topic. This week is gonna be fun/stressful, beginning with a little holiday extravaganza with MJ and Co. foundary for awesome weekends. It will be an experience i believe...hopefully a good one. The rest of the week will be study (ew!) and FUSION (yay!) and end with the Panda party of super villain funtasticness! ("Choke Yourself" <--- Splatt hint of the day) followed by monty python i believe...all and all a busy week...and i also need to do more job searching, coz i cant survive on one super huge shift a fortnight (well, i could, but there would be no savings happening)
ok, so funny story times...good ol Paul (Volpone for those playing at home) came up to our stall (hey..rhymage!) to eat his curds and way...or a donut...whichever! What insued next made me laugh till i exploded!
Paul: MMM...im happy coz i have a donut!
Matt: *misheard*...you have a boner?
Joe: *laugh*
Paul: *double mishearing* Yeah, but last time i got one from that place, it had like 3 inches of icing on it!
Matt and Joe: *dead*
*wipes away tear*...anywho, funny times...now, its pic time...random mood ahoy!
there are two types of evil....
Ugly evil!
and HAWT evil!
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[Apr. 10th, 2006|11:20 am] |
<td align="center">Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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darn tootin...bahahahaha |
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[Mar. 8th, 2006|08:24 pm] |
| Your Fortune Is | 
Beauty is only a light switch away. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2006|12:28 am] |
so...yeah...hi!
tis been a long time since i have writen in here, and beleeve me when i say, um, it was not because i was busy or nothing. life is a cosmic joke, seriously, the punch line is so aptly named! hmmm, that was clever! my brain still work then i see, good, ill be needing that. i am drunk, right noww, and it seems like ive been going there alot recently, which isnt goood coz i may be sufering form depression, and i dont like that its bad, i had it in high school, in the early years coz of all tht shit and it was bad. u dont know how hard it is to get drunk on light beer and shitty wine...takes forever.
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| Back again! |
[Jan. 16th, 2006|11:13 pm] |
YO! fuck, its been ages since i did this. either i got really busy or really slack. prolly both at seperate times! anywho, im real tired, so i dont think ill write much! i thought id do something creative before i wander off!
hmmm...i havnt written in a while either...ive lost my ability to see words!
Lidless eyes
darkness becomes a liquid and engulfs me
they watch, they stare, they pierce my thoughts,
thousands of needles made from the black darkness,
blood, so cold and blue, bright on my wrists,
i read the writing on the wall with my bloods glow,
what it says is confusing yet makes perfect sense
for its written only for me, yet i am forbidden to recite it.
they still stare through the darkness, not blinking,
as i fall in my bright blue blood and pick out the needles.
the black shifts to grey, and frees me from the entrapment,
the eyes are gone. |
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| Yassë nornoro ve nén - "Time runs like water" |
[Dec. 15th, 2005|08:47 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Love for Real by Everlast | ] |
Its been a while since my last entry, coz of the busy nature of my life at the moment. Underground and new job and social life all crambed together. Last weekend was great! i had work at the Convention Centre as a drinks waiter for a crap load of people friday and saturday night, then stayed over at the Clarjamen house so i could get to the 8am meeting. that was productive because we chose our first show for 2006 "falling Petals" and decided to have second show from the short list called "Spring Awakenings". Both look to be very good shows of great coolness...which is splattian for SHIT HOT! Following that was the Clarjamen housewarming pool party, where i drank alot and smoked too much and had a great time...except i wasnt much fun near the end having icky sickness plus snoozy tiredness take over my body space. WATCHYA GONNA DO? I did enjoy seeing my dear Sephy again, it had been too long.
I went christmas shopping today. Bought myself a KoRn bag for uni next year, plus some neato pressies for the familia. I didnt just type 'neato' did i? I did! Um matt, the 60's called...they want their lingo back!
Ive decided to become religious...in a fashion. Not christianity (God schmod i want my monkey man!)...but Hindu...they have shit to say that really speaks to me and my being! and they say choice is ours to make not demand that we make the 'right' choice as those jebus loving bible bashers do...no offense. What the fuck is the right choice...if we new that, their would be no mystery to life, and shit would get boring. Im loving the teachings of Pisha and Kali...look that shit up, its intense.
that doesnt mean im gonna become some tree huggin hippy biartch...im just gonna respect a different way of living. LIKE UR MUMMA! oh, and if ur wondering which ur not coz its not important...the title is written in Elvish...those pussy bitches have an upside i guess...they speak hot...specially Arwen...giggidy giggidy giggidy. Im a Dwarf man myself...drink bear, cutting peeps with axes, and generally being rude and comical...its me! yes, i have been watching LotR's recently...it was myself, Wenjaben and Joseph Sinclair on the monday recovery from the Clarjamen party. then my ma decided now she has days off coz of school hols shes gonna watch em, so ofcourse i have to be there to explain everything. I can basically say the dialogue line by line now...its creepy...and coo.
That doesnt make much sense to me...but then again, you are very small..perhaps ur right!
id say thats a reasonable account of actions to date...WAGON!
PIC TIME!
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| What was that? oh, just a giant rat critter! OMR A GIANT RAT CRITTER *runz* |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|11:17 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Black Jesus by Everlast | ] |
greetings all and welcome to another exciting episode of "The Topsy Turvy misadventures of Splatt"...todays episode begins at a time in the past where the future was the now present and yet the present was the now past! or what some peeps call it...Friday! young Splatt jumped out of bed, for this day was the day in which he would see Harry Potter (Avada Kedevra mutha fucker!) so he cast Portus and arrived at the cinemas in time to buy himself and his old mate Gats-pie a ticket at 3. Splatt was waorried coz he had to be at Wenjaben's and Lindair's Place (ben and claire for those of you playing at home) at 5. Gats-pie was on route so Splatt went off to retrieve some coffee from the cafe near buy, coz it was pissing down with the rainz. Splatt was being watched at this time, so he Morsmordre'd the shit out of the place, and his death eater buddies came to kick some spy ass, but realising it wasnt neccessary they all left...Voldermort style! my god, for a person who doesnt read the books my knowledge is greash i must say! SHIZZAM! anywho, Gats-pie arrived and said "herro" with which Splatt replied "Crusio!" sending Gats-pie into a pain spasm. Splatt fixed this and said sorry, forgetting that the Madagascarian word for greetings was also a spell of hurtyness! then they went into the movie...Gats-pie and Splatt had sexual thoughts about most of the cast, and some upcoming movies...and then it was all over, Splatt was sad, Gats-pie was excited than they swapt...it was crazy timez0rs. Splatt was accomanied most of the way to the buses (now 5:45pm...latez0rs) and then said fairwell. on arriving in the fair town of St Lucia, Splatt walked to the house of Lindair and Wenjaben, and joined the meeting, read plays, and had awesome home made pizza for dinner. Twas a fun night, some things accomplished with buzzing sounds involved, and lots of talking bout the potter and the plays and the past, present and...er..puture? bugger. anywho, ended without too much fuss.
but the very next day...little rabit fu fu was hop....ok, i wont go there.
the next day we ated breaky, talked a bit, did some stuffz0r and left...on route we picked up a snazy little treat from one Joe Bicknoooool...made of green...for free! then we continued on to the house of Joe Collings' dad...which is hawt! lovely place to be down there! that day was very fun and productive...we came to a short list of three plays for first show, made a list of duties, got some things out of the way that needed to be said...all seperated by swimming in the lovely pool and eating nice seafood for lunch...then we had a night of partying with cocktails, greenery, games, swimming a bit more, chatting, more cocktails, more greenery...it was a vicious circle...NOT! bahahahaha.
got to bed around 6 am...woke up around 11 am, then had breaky (which was beutiful), swam more, had more greenery, played games...just relaxed..said goodbye to Pennyliscious who was off to her real home in whoop whoop...and was out by around 7pm...and home once more.
i had a great time, not just coz it was a get close to exec thing, but because we actually got alot done, making me realise that this will be a fun but serious exec...which i am proud to be apart of!
Splatt over and out charlie bravo donkey Avada Kedevra...oops...i mean...oh shit...sorry! *bamf* |
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| Red Light District...Ooooooh |
[Nov. 25th, 2005|12:44 am] |
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| | Doll-Dagga-buzz-buzz-ziggidy-zag by Marilyn Manson | ] |
at some point i got bored, and mucked around with my camera and photoshop...thought this looked snazy. nothing special...just eyeball + creepy doll = coo in my books!
Saw Brothers Grimm...quite entertaining...i so want to see Harry Potter, Aeon Flux with Charlize Theron, King Kong, Narnia and Domino....thats a collection of bound to be coo movies. |
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| THE WEEKEND OF SUPERNESS! |
[Nov. 20th, 2005|02:28 pm] |
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| | Falling Down by The Deadlights | ] |
well, i am officially the most happy and content person alive at the moment...its great. In the last three days ive spent my time with the most precious friends ive possibly ever had, and even though one member of that group was missing (coughPANDAcough), it was still greash. This all began on thursaday night, with the first official underground meeting for the 2006 exec, and it involved 20% discussion of plans and 80% getting feshnikered, which i did with great speed and skill (damn u cedric!...damn u to the ninth plane of Hell). twas fun, and im so very excited with the ideas for next year...did someone say vampire musical? OMG, the possibilities make me happy in my pants!
The following night was Lord Gatsby Verenov Rasputin's Birthday bash, which was awesome coz we got horrorfied and ran ruccus through the streets of Toowong, before entering Sizzler for dinner. i'll take this opportunity to say that i think that the Jackiesoldier, Carrot-pire, Gatsbyzombie, and Hannibal Splatt were the most involved wid costume...and we looked hot...in a creepy spooky kind of way...but what other hot is there really? I gave Gatsby a collection of musaic, some from his own wantings and some i thought he would like...One Cd Was Splatt Mix Vol. 1 "Hoola Dancing on the Wing of a Dragon"...probably the hottest metal compelation to date.
then to end the frivolity of the week, i rocked up to the Undies (Underground awards) and got officially made into Secretary (i think my name will be Joey Joe-joe Fracois Remington Rastapopolis III) its hot...just call me JJJFRR...or Splatt...ill answer to either. Twas another fun night, where the beautious lady Would-be was so pissed, she did an Amanda giggle every time she saw me...i laughed lots....and one Seanna Van Drunken was also quite shloshed, and congratulated me about 30 times, and praised me another 30...in a span of and hour...much love to you, i feel ur hangovers from here. Plus, there was a chick there i swear looked alot like our new president, but maybe that was the drink! all in all, a very emotional night for our past pressie...luv ya Kath! your the bomb to the xtreme!....and also very chilled and relaxing, which i though was appropriate.
I must say, all in all, i had tonnes of fun, and im so excited about next year...i want every show, every aspect of underground to be so hot, the sun would hire it as a replacement and go on holidays! Luv to the Jackiez0r, the Gatsbycat, and Jeremiah bullfrog who are like ze cool of ze cool...much luv to the sick pandaz0r...miss u tonnes!...and much love to to all off my fellow exec who i think will rock the kasba next year.
OMG...i so need to Spawn this mutha!...dont mess wid me! im like a bike without a seat...ima get all up in ur ass!
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| hey....im so readable...BRAIN POWERZ0R! |
[Nov. 12th, 2005|11:48 pm] |
Your Birthdate: November 5
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You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May
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TANGERINE! WTF...thats a stupid colour...the superhuman brain power i understand *preen*..but Tangerine! im calling my lawyers |
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| MY FEET HURT! |
[Nov. 12th, 2005|11:16 pm] |
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omg, so. i just got home from my second jobz0r of the week. last night i spent 5 hours doing kitchen work at the Tivoli theatre, and i must say, i never peeled that mant sweeet potato in my life. 1000 people there, so fuck loads of dishes. but, all and all, so much better than coles, cos the time flies! tonight i was kitchen hand at BBC, and it was so much easier. plus i got a 6 pack from the chef, who was pleased she got someone who actually worked...unlike some of the peeps. my job is with a hospitality agency, so they have a permanent crew, which i think i am now apart of, and a casual crew...mainly younger kids. Even though im new to the whole business, i think im getting work coz im a big guy, and i can lift shit! poor people dont realise all my muscle is located in my skull, but hey! my feet kill from standing for 5 hours, and stressing, coz the floor is slippery, and i dont want to die. A nice pregnant girl who worked there gave me a lift home, so im happy...and now i might have some cash for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) gatsby_cat partyz0r grr piu piu ch ch ching *punch*.
this diserves a purdy SPAWN pic.
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| da na na na na na Splattman! *KAPOW* *ZOCK* *WHAMOH* |
[Nov. 11th, 2005|01:11 pm] |
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NOW...THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO "The semi-planned topsy tervy adventures of Splatt"!
we left our heroes as they were leaving and thusly leaving the story unfinished due to my leaving to go have beer. Jackiez0r arrived, and stated they can take a ride in Honky...a much more luvable and less annoying version of Hurby! On the trip in, Honky and the two other members of the party thought they'd be funny, and play man woman alanis morrisette music! The trio shortly arrived at the cinema to realise the movie Doom starts to late, so they think of what to do...
Gats-Pie: Doomz0r is at 5:10 grr piu piu!
Splatt: We cant do eet captain..we have to be at ze metro arts by...6:45!
Jackiez0r: well i dont..so, BYE!
Gats-Pie: another step and ur goider is mine!
Jackiez0r: ok then...what do we do....what bout we go over the bridge to THE GR*smack*....shit Gats what was that for?
Gats-Pie: sorry...i had no choice!
Splatt: But that movie expensivez0r wid ebil troll people at the gate, and it smells like baby oil...and last time i was there i had a massive cramp that wouldnt go away! plus, it involves walking!
Gats-Pie: ill use my super coo 3 phonz0r of coo biscuits to find out time weee oooh piu piu!
Splatt: swinging a chain!
Jackiez0r: you can call me betty!
so, whilst gatsby checked his phone, the trio walked to the bridge, and past the time pointing out discrepancies in signs and how ugly some people are! Soon, our plan was discovered...
*earth shaking rumble*
Splatt: why hello mr belly!
Jackiez0r: Ur either hungry, or ur about to level this bridge with an atomic fart!
Splatt: i could go either way at this point...but id prefer the former!
Gats-Pie: um, guys...shitty moviz0r is too late aswell...lets just eat food and wander!
Splatt: Food is good...nom nom nom *bite off jackiez0r arm*
Jackiez0r: hey...i was planning on sometime today possibly maybe using that!...plus it kinda stings now!
Splatt: meh, uve got another one!
Jackiez0r: i need two for balance though...look, i veer to one side now!
Splatt: oh bitch, bitch, bitch...thats all i hear! *attaches arm*
Gats-Pie: ...miaow!
so, they crossed the bridge, walking through the people infested streets of THE GREAT CITY *ominous music* (Gats-Pie: Nooooooo!), until they reached a location of foodz0rness...and more importantly to the Gats-Pie and Jackiez0r...BUBBLE TEA VILLE....home of the pearlikins, tiny little round people who taste wierd and bathe in a fruity liquid mixed with their own fecal matter and spawn...this is unbeknownst to the people who drink it...which makes Splatt laugh. once the latter two had procuerred their spawny gooey fruit beverage, they started sucking down poor defenceless pearlikins...someones dad, someones sister...oh, the horror! Splatt, who abhors such cruelty...decided to eat chicken and chips...whilst sitting wid food, they had another strange event occur:
Splatt: nom nom nom. so, jackiez0rs boobs have lost definition!
Jackiez0r: Oi!
Gats-Pie: yeah...its a sad outcome!
Jackiez0r: my boobz0rs have lost nothing...see!
Splatt: i meant in the pictures you silly!
Jackiez0r: oh! *pulls shirt back down*
Gats-Pie: meanwhile, i like piercings....( for anyone who does not know, the word piercings, is one of the many words that sends Splatt into a dream world due to his lack of knowledge of the subject...thusly, this entire conversation is lost to the winds of time)
Jackiez0r: im being watched by an I-pod boy!
Splatt: who, what, wherein!
Gats-Pie: i cant see widout being obviouz0r!
Splatt: I see, he stupid head wid I-pod grrrr piu piu!
Jackiez0r: Im gonna bitchslap his ass!
Splatt: till his neck snaps!
Gats-Pie: OH HELL YEAH! *riots, gets possessed, starts crying loudly*
Splatt: wow...now that was entertainment!
once filled with foodz0rs...the two ebil pearliken hating bastards returned for a second goblet of sin! Splatt was so ashamed, he needed a cancer stick!
then, Splatt discovered that previous conversationing had come to a point where Jakiez0r wanted to get her face stabbed again, just lower than the previous stabbing! Gats-Pie wanted to purchase some sparkle for his face bling, and Splatt wanted to look at comics! SPAWN COO PIU PIU CHAINZ0RZ! anywho, Jackiez0r and Gats-Pie looked at purdy shiny things whilst splatt wandered...then jackiezor went to get stabbed, Splatt and gats-pie followed...to cut a long story short, they eventually met in the comic book store, and had a looksy...so many purdy comics! then, they decided to leave, Gats-Pie decided not to see comedy of errors, but Splatt still had to go, and they parted ways! Splatt read his magical book until the show prep started, did that, watched show, laughed lots, and then returned home.
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[Nov. 11th, 2005|02:07 am] |
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today was quiet eventful, although eventful for me during these holidays involves doing anything other than playing xbox or job searching. by today i mean yesterday, coz im writing at 2 am. In the hopes of making this entertaining, im going to present my entry dramattically...no, that wasnt a typo...Dra-MATT-ically...omg, im so clever.
gather around boys and girls...I SAID GATHER!...thats better. todays tale is called "The semi-planned topsy tervy adventures of Splatt".
early one morning, whilst the sun was high, and the birds chirped, Splatt rose from his slumber to realise he had slept past his desired waking time...probably due to the lateness of his night before due to Stagate double episodes at 1am and a semi erotic vampire film that cost less to make than a cheese sandwich...but thats a story for another time...ok kids. ok. he quicky got his things organized, and raced upstairs to ring his pal Gats-Pie, to see whether he was still interested in venturing fourth to THE GREAT CITY! *ominous music*
Splatt rang Gats-Pie, and the conversation took a strange turn:
*ring ring*
Gats-Pie: GrrrrrELLLO!
Splatt: GREETINGS!
Gats-Pie: FUCK OFF! I DONT WANT ANY HOME INSURANCE!
Splatt: whoa budsky, its only mwah! Lord Splatt Remington Francois III
Gats-Pie: oh...my bad! HERRO!
Splatt: das vi danya! is thou purchance still taking before mentioned journey to THE GREAT CITY! *ominous music*
Gats-PIe: what was that?
Splatt: What?
Gats-Pie: that music!
Splatt: music?
Gats-Pie: You didnt hear it?
Splatt: your mother wears what colour panties?
Gats-Pie: Thats unimportant! I do indeed wish to travel, via public transport, pack lama, or midget drawn carridge to...THE GREAT CITY! *ominous music*...there it goes again!
Splatt: what?
Gats-Pie: That fucking music you deaf git! every time we say THE GREAT CITY! it..*ominous music*..happens...there, see!
Splatt: Its a telephone you moron, i cant SEE shit!
Gats-Pie:...why do i like you? please, someone tell me! please!
Splatt: coz im so lovable...and i drugged you...but mainly coz im luvable.
Gats-Pie: hmmmmm...ok then...so, u meet me at my place, then we go to TH...ok, im not saying it.
Splatt: done and done. *hangs up*
so, Splatt, now armed with this new task, prepared himself for the upcoming journey. he washed and clothed himself, collected his neccessary tid bits, and marched off to the train station. nearing this destination, he came upon a strange sight...a tribe of sambanese head hunters eating arms...DAMN U JENNY CRAIG!...he wandered past them to the station where he waited...*fasfoward to important parts of story*...att said goodbye to the three legged man, and got off the train at Toowong. He began his trek through the damned caves of commercialization and merchandizing...but nearing the end was confronted by a great two headed beast...
head 1: HALT!
Splatt: dude...two heads + garlic - breathe mint = dead Splatt
head 2: Shuddup!
Splatt: otay!
head 1: you can go no further...unless you have the golden ticket!
Splatt: WHA! and who may i ask made such a stupid rule?
head 2: we did...i am Robinson!
head 1: and i am Angus!
Splatt: and i am Manwhodoesnotgiveadnkeysballsack!
head 2: big name!
Splatt: its swedish!
head 2: roight!
head 1: shuddup! now, give us the ticket, and you may pass...and you'll also get a nifty treat!
Splatt: wait...did u say...Angus and Robertson...i thought u said Anus and Rectal burn!
head 2: ...got ass on the brain have we?
Splatt: dont go there! i have the ticket...*hands over $30 dollar book voucher recieved for birthday*
head 1: ooooh...purdy!
head 2: and here is ur snazy little treatz0r! *gives Splatt the next book in the series he is reading*
Splatt: how did you know?
head 2: coz this is ur story, and we're not real an...
Splatt: shaaarduuuup! ixnay on the ory-stay.
head 2: oh...roight!
so splatt made his way past the beast, and soon came upon the house of his budsky Gats-Pie. Soon after arrival, the two pals were discussing the days plans.
Gats-Pie: i want to bone Rob Zombie!
Splatt: i know...but we have little time...LETS SEE A MOVIE!
Gats-Pie: Doomz0r ebil piu piu grrrr! *helicopter impersonation*
Splatt: ...H'OK! *join impersonation* RING JACKIEZ0R!
Gats-Pie: Roger Roger, charlie bravo!
Splatt: i bet u would like 2 Rogers and a charlie if u could..aye, aye, get me..see what i did there...huh, huh! *nudge nudge*
Gats-Pie:...clever Splatt..real clever!
*ring ring*
JackieZor: ...oh ffs! whad do u tink dis is, huh? oi me, im all feclempt!
Gats-Pie: come to see doomz0r with me and Splattz0r at the moviez0r!
Jackiez0r: you mean in THE GREAT CITY *ominous music*
Gats-Pie: OH SHUTTUP ALREADY!
Jackiez0r: well fine!
Gats-pie: not you!
Jackiez0r: hmmmm..ill kill you later...i gots to drop off moviez0r's then we go..h'ok?
Gats-Pie: excerent!
Splatt: Jackie likes to blow goats!
Jackiez0r: Thats Paul u wang!
Splatt: oh...roight
after a while...and a few Rob Zombie music clips..the three were off to...you guessed it...see the wizard! oh, i mean...THE GREAT CITY! *Ominous music*
Gats-Pie: im gonna kill you...just you wait...u got to sleep sometime ominous musician person...ill find u...MARK MY WORDS!
*ahem*...ok, where was i...right...um...then..er...oh shit. thanks Gats, u derailed my train of thought, and 200 people died, and Bush blaimed it on terrorists, and now he's bombing thailand! U HAPPY NOW!
Gats-Pie: Fuckin oath! damn slanties!
oh dear...il gonna finish this later...*grabs 6 pack and wanders off into dark corner of room*
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| Miscellanious dreams...Miscellanious Nightmare |
[Nov. 9th, 2005|10:49 pm] |
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| | Dead Bodies Everywhere by KoRn | ] |
...bored and lonely so i thought id write something, always makes me feel better.
Miscellanious dreams. Miscellanious Nightmares.
Silence, then echo, a space between
a noise, a sound, a scream
i pick up my watch from the bloodied earth,
but the time is now confuzed by itself, warped and twisted.
I can read it, but it makes me ill,
my eyes hurt, my mind wanders, my mouth is dry.
she calls me, but i dont answer, i dont want to,
i want her to find me, search for me, look at my fallen broken body.
my watch is in my pocket, and is caked in dry blood,
i pull it out and clean it, but the glass is cracked.
can she see me? Her eye are in mine, but can she see me?
she screams. Silence. Then Echo.
pretty pictures also make me happy.
apart from Dali, there is only one Surrealist in history who has had an impact on me...Hieronymus Bosch, renknown for 'Garden of Earthly Delights'. my favourite paintings of his are, like most of his stuff, warped and wierd, but speak to me...dont ask me why.
The Tritych called 'The Temptation of St. Anthony' (centre panel only)
coo...this is some hawt Spawn time now. KAPOW!
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| budda bing, budda boom, budda on toast! |
[Nov. 6th, 2005|04:35 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot | ] |
last night was my b'day dinner wid my uni mates, and i had a blast, so happy people came and we turned many people into sushi lovers from the experience, coz that place is awesome. Thanks to all that came, made my b'day real special, and the funny little pressies and snazy pressies and everything were also coo...i read the comic from gatsby_cat on the train home, coz it was awesome, and has the coolest pic of Colossus (my fav X-men) in eet. ofcouse, it was missing some people i would have luved to have been there, but they had reasons that could not be changed, and i hold no grudges (except for the one with dontaskamanda about the crocodile eggs...ill get u for that u little gremlin). I was previously laughing my ass off, coz of Family Guy....best line ever...Peter: "But if ur there, and im here, and Istanbul is somewhere in this general area (points at map) then that must mean..." bahahahahaha, luvs eet. funny as HOOLA DANCING ON THE WING OF A DRAGON! im so using that for everything now on...coz i can just picture eet, and its funny and coo at the same time. lions and tigers and bears...OH SHIT *runs*. randomness aside, i think im liking this journal posting stuff..kinda gets things off one chest, and makes it easier and cheaper to communicate with ones budski's.
Previously i mentioned a comic bout Drizzt...well here is a pick of him and his faithful companion Guenhwyvar, a 700 pound black panther that cant die in this plane of existence...how coo is that.
H'ok Stop...Spawn Time.
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| EXUENT! |
[Nov. 4th, 2005|09:43 pm] |
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| | satisfied | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Iron Head by Rob Zombie | ] |
WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! last day of uni for 2005 *dances, frollics, drinks large quantaties of alcamahol*
got the homestead to myself for the weekend, coz my dad tooks my ma away for he b'day, which is monday. Lots of novembarians in my family. my neice and nephew are also born in dis great month. there was something i wanted to say, but ive drawn a blank...hmmmm. I was elected secretary of Underground yesterday, and we's gonna have a shit hot year in 2006, or die trying...which is possible. Im feeling kinda upset, coz of my previous descision not to do performance, which i would like to say is probably the main reason i went to uni at all for the last year...the people i met there, and the friends ive made from both that and the bleach'd bunny...im gonna miss that sort of thing...so im gonna audition for every freaking show underground does, and hopefully get a part in something or rather...i want to do something serious...by which i mean, i want to be scary, crazy, or ominous...those sorts of roles would be coo as hoolla dancing on the wing of a dragon. HEAR ME! DRAGON WING DANCING!
I have yet to decide what my future entails...still want to do the teaching thing, but the theatre business is fun as...u guessed eet..HOOLA DANCING ON THE WING OF A DRAGON! i want to write a song called that, seeing as i just made it up...wont have nuttin to do wid the title, except the being shit hot and everything.
Now, if one hasnt noticed by my icon, im a bit of a Spawn fan, thusly i find it prudent to paste the hottest spawn pics i can find...cha ching!
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